Bought me a new hat? Just watch as it stretches and rips over my humongous noggin.
You can never find hats that fit you.
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And the ones that do fit look really tiny on your massive head.
Only size XXXL cycling helmets can accommodate your cranium.
And good luck finding glasses that will stretch around the entire width of that barnet.
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